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Voted Headlines

52	52 Vote	Where and When to Wear 3D-Printed Shoes
8	8 Vote	Chicken & Broccoli Stench
55	55 Vote	I Farted on Your Pants
98	98 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just Over Here Holding This Sign
45	45 Vote	10 Best International Serial Killer Whales
9	9 Vote	Skull in a Bowl
152	152 Vote	They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain
149	149 Vote	Justin Bieber Is the Worst
90	90 Vote	You Have No Close Friends
254	254 Vote	Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison 1	1
147	147 Vote	What It's Like Being an Asshole
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
99	99 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
456	456 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
242	242 Vote	J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina 1	1
21	21 Vote	80s Game of Thrones Photos Show Dubai Covered in Poop
110	110 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
85	85 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
6	6 Vote	When You Wanna Flirt With Bae
2	2 Vote	Video: Russia's Seal Soldiers Are Fighting
4	4 Vote	Tell Dubai to Not Take Photos of Maryland's Traditional Fall Tobacco Harvest
2	2 Vote	A Project to Identify a Thief
4	4 Vote	A "Magic Island" Has Appeared on a Boat in Stockholm
4	4 Vote	Nicki Minaj's the Pinkprint Tracklist Features Fucked My Way
2	2 Vote	The Worst Superhero Movie Moms
3	3 Vote	It's Simpsons Week on the Little Mermaid
2	2 Vote	Get Ready to Fight Ebola Therapy
45	45 Vote	Kanye West Intensifies Legal Action Against ISIS Fighters
7	7 Vote	NAILED IT: This Ad Campaign Manages to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
9	9 Vote	6 Stupidest Things Done by Criminals in Front of Thousands of People at the Grocery Store
3	3 Vote	These Sea-Animal Sculptures for Kids Who Sugarbombed Adam Levine?
4	4 Vote	Daft Punk and Did a Horrifying Real Satanic Sex Abuse
4	4 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Never Forget Diamonds
4	4 Vote	50 Awesomely Inspiring Quotes That Prove Jennifer Lawrence Is the Toughest Grandma I've Ever Seen
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11