Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
7	7 Vote	Katniss Is on Food Stamps...
54	54 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
7	7 Vote	Racists Are Being Hella Racist Because Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
29	29 Vote	Justin Bieber Rejected by His Mom
12	12 Vote	Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Police Find Three Bodies
2	2 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Defend Israel Militarily
4	4 Vote	FBI Cracks Down on Twitter, Threatens to Fuck Off
70	70 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
4	4 Vote	Fox Wants to Urinate in My Entire Life! Thank You, Science!
107	107 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Real Lesbiany
3	3 Vote	It Took Them 19 Years to Make a Hunger Games Theme Park
2	2 Vote	Maureen Dowd Is Wrong About Almost Everything
173	173 Vote	Get Ready to Die
99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
24	24 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vulva
6	6 Vote	Flames Engulf a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
9	9 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Tragic Ohio Housefire
7	7 Vote	American Christian Parents Who Love That Their Tweens Still Believe in Santa Are Idiots
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1

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