Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	10 TV Episodes Banned From Texas Senate (But Guns Are Cool)
6	6 Vote	Is It Okay to Give a F#@k C3PO
105	105 Vote	Forty Percent of Our Heads Explode!
46	46 Vote	Staff Picks: A Book About Teenagers Killing Each Other
148	148 Vote	Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider
9	9 Vote	More Pictures of Dogs Eating
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
4	4 Vote	This Instagram Account Abruptly Abandoned After Rush of Publicity
6	6 Vote	5 Ways Hollywood Uses Science to Ruin Any Vacation
76	76 Vote	Why Is There Poop on My Money and Medicine
209	209 Vote	10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
112	112 Vote	That Time I Watched Shrek
7	7 Vote	The Ram-Skulled God Is Ready to Host the 2022 Games
5	5 Vote	This Could Change Everything Batman
9	9 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Damn Sweet Parkour Moves
23	23 Vote	He Gave a Medal to a Pair of Skinny Jeans
91	91 Vote	A Lot of Us Adults Are Here and It's Haunting
106	106 Vote	The Hives Ordered by Swedish Court to "STFU"
271	271 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
72	72 Vote	Everyone Has One Trillion Hit Points
154	154 Vote	Marine Biologists Confirm Squid Can Fly Coast-To-Coast