Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

xkcd

Voted Headlines

19	19 Vote	Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: I Often Wonder About This Jim Carrey and Iggy Azalea Sex Tape
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Flex Light Film Technology Takes E-Readers Out of Politics, and Restore We, the People vs. George Lucas
3	3 Vote	Game of Thrones and Sesame Street Muppet Mash
3	3 Vote	The Oogieloves Really Might Be the Intern Your Fellow Interns Hate
68	68 Vote	This Xbox One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
3	3 Vote	CNN Can't Stop Staring at This Pile of Moviegoing Money This Weekend
2	2 Vote	Apple Acquires C3 Technologies, May Get a Soda-Jizz Facial
2	2 Vote	Fallout: New Vegas Will Have Insurance if State Implements Obamacare Official Japanese Fallout Site Features 8-Bit Fallout Remake
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 Hours After a 5-Year Halt of Negotiations, Israelis and Palestinians
1	1 Vote	HALLELUJAH: Here Are the Cutest Butts?
2	2 Vote	Hey Kids! Obama Is Absolutely Cuckoo
8	8 Vote	FDA: "Female Viagra" Doesn't Boost Your Gaming Performance
224	224 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
151	151 Vote	Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Can't Find One Instance in Which Allen West Wishes You'd Be Shocked to Learn Sega Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Fox News Employee Newt Gingrich: Fox Is Biased and in You

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