Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
107	107 Vote	I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh 1	1
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
136	136 Vote	Lil Wayne's Manager -- Everything Is Kawaii
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
141	141 Vote	You Won't Die in 2015
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
86	86 Vote	11 Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
2	2 Vote	The 6 Most Needlessly Sexual Asian TV Ads
5	5 Vote	Your Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1