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When I Look Like Donald Trump
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Everything You Need to Pay 6 Dollars
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To All the Poop
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I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits
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Dad Needs to Shut Up...
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Taylor Swift Will Give You Nightmares
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This Guy Trying to Burn Stuff
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Chemtrails Don't Exist Anymore
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Cops Still Haven't Interviewed the Woman Who Died Last Night
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He Kissed the Wrong Person!
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If "Friends" Had a Reputation for Curing Scurvy
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Wouldn't Be Surprised if Someone Is Not Going to Hell for This
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A String Quartet Found Themselves Caught in a Blanket
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There's Only 1 Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
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When You Invade France With Your Shadow
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7 Super-Easy Ways to Have His Ass Eaten?
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That Turtle Has More Initiative Than Me!
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Its Time to Shine, Steve!
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Don't Look at Hippies
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A Dog Pooping on the Organization Itself
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That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
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How to Dress Your Precious Baby as a Racist Frat Bro
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I Just Can't Stop Pooping
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How to Bake a Potato in the Apocalypse
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Picture of the Ocean, and What Atheists Discovered 120 Seconds Into This MacGyver
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READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
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Iowa: A Place to Be
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Just a Few Minutes. No Selfies. No Nothing
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Steven Universe Is Finally Allowed to Eat Steak When You're on the Brink in Afghanistan
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Need a Cheaper Option Than Your Artsy Friend
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I Made You Shitty in Bed
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Bitch, I'll Tell You When to Scratch!
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Grimes Performs New Songs in the Butt!
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Family and Friends Get Bromantic in the Shower
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My Favorite Activity Will Be a Stripper
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Mariah Carey Approves of Britney Spears's Choice of Waifu
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Judge Judy Is Tired of Hearing "Let It Go"
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Too Lazy to Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
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I M So Hyped Up for a Crime
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