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Excerpts From a Movie. Except They're Not
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New Study May Explain Why Men Cry
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Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison
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You Will Be Repainted
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Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed
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Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance
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Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
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I Got the Source Material's Point Exactly Wrong
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Iowa: A Place Most People Will Become Strippers
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What It's Like Being an Asshole
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See This Guy? He's Been Banned
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You Have to Be a Robot in Disguise
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The House of Pain
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A Loophole in the Ass
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Can We Cool It With Fire
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8 Apps Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
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This Is Pretty Much Bullshit
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9 Surprising Ways to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
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4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
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Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
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The Marine Corps Wants to See: A Sea Completely Disappearing
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What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics
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Yep, We Just Got Canceled
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Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
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And This Is His Dick?
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What the Internet Makes Worse
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A Dragon Comes
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Soldier Returns Home to Owner
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11 Things You Must Do Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
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Leonardo Da Vinci Shows Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
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10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
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Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
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5 People You'll Run Into When You Ambush Adam Levine on Stage
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5 Fish Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
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There Are 177,000 Ways to Become a Minister
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This Egg Is Worth Protecting
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A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
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Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
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No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
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That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside