Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

151	151 Vote	The Vatican Wishes We'd All Forget Dogecoin
31	31 Vote	Chipotle Will Give You PTSD
227	227 Vote	Police Are Banned Forever
157	157 Vote	Former Police Officer: Lying on Reports Is a Dream Job for Some, but It's Really Hard
73	73 Vote	Republicans Want You to Scream
6	6 Vote	Napoleon's Brother Lived in Basement, Relative Says
114	114 Vote	Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Literal Lawnmower
5	5 Vote	I'm Pregnant With My New Favorite Piece of Wood Found in McDonald's Meat Factory
63	63 Vote	Turkey Orders All Citizens to Stay Buried
97	97 Vote	Dark Energy May Not Be Mocked
6	6 Vote	Police Shoot Man Who Spent 2 Hours Calling Into Rush Limbaugh's Show
72	72 Vote	The Unstoppable Sex Appeal of "What I Ate Today" Videos
66	66 Vote	Opinion: I'm a Total Dud
5	5 Vote	Musical Cat Appears to Argue the Three-Fifths Compromise Was Good Actually
78	78 Vote	Woman Swings Wok Full of Shit
5	5 Vote	How to Grow Loofahs in Your Air Fryer
5	5 Vote	Report: Kamala Harris Is an Exercise Bike, Gaming Console, and Entertainment System
7	7 Vote	Human Foot Found in Field Fetches £240K
51	51 Vote	Kim Kardashian Sizzles in Tiny Bikini as She Undergoes Surgery
23	23 Vote	17 Wives Who Made Their Spouses Happy
47	47 Vote	16 Times People Were Injured
5	5 Vote	Fascinating Research Suggests LSD Is Basically a Time Machine for Your Hamburger
5	5 Vote	Will Smith to Get Off!
75	75 Vote	A Brain Infection Made Me Realize My Male Privilege
40	40 Vote	Kane Needs to Pay Prostitute
77	77 Vote	Help! Should I Confront My Husband With a Time Loop Twist
315	315 Vote	Clippy Is Back, With a Crossbow
135	135 Vote	Should You Be Attacked by Wombats?
7	7 Vote	Dead People Are Pissed Off
4	4 Vote	President Joe Sanders Says
6	6 Vote	A Dangerous Fire Season Is Looming in the Balls
4	4 Vote	Fungi on Mars? Evidence of Genocide
145	145 Vote	You're About to Expire
31	31 Vote	Moby Is a Fire Hydrant
198	198 Vote	You're Officially Old if You've Eaten 33/48 of These 18 Celebrities
167	167 Vote	Boris Johnson Is Dead
58	58 Vote	But, What if Black Holes Are Actually Chow Chows in Disguise
6	6 Vote	Elvira Is Completely Unrecognizable Without Facial Hair
5	5 Vote	Watch Florida Fisherman Get Chased Off by a Demon Slayer
44	44 Vote	T-Pain Wants to Protect "Artisanal Gelato"

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