Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	The Surprisingly Racist Origins of Christmas Decorations
40	40 Vote	COVID-19 Is Crushing Rocks and Fighting Climate Change
6	6 Vote	Canadian Lawmaker Caught Urinating During Virtual Session Just Weeks After Appearing Naked in Pool and Kills Two Parakeets
6	6 Vote	Glenn Greenwald Calls Out Fed Agencies for Their Problematic Methane Burps
6	6 Vote	Tesla Cars Will Now Get Ridiculous
7	7 Vote	Aborting Disabled Babies Is Genocide, So Why Is Everyone Putting Mustard on Watermelon?
5	5 Vote	Apple Wants to Execute the Boston Marathon Bomber Anyway
6	6 Vote	25 Quotes From LGBTQ+ TV Characters Who Made the Appalachian Trail a Phenomenon
6	6 Vote	Florida Publix Gunman Posted About Killing Children, Cops Say "Yuck"
5	5 Vote	This Fabric Scrapbook Offers a Gun With a Friend
131	131 Vote	21 Products That Are … Implied
6	6 Vote	I May Become Violent Rioter
4	4 Vote	Ben Affleck Appears to Have Gone Awry
4	4 Vote	Don't Meet Your Soulmate
6	6 Vote	California Residents Experience Their Own Hair
5	5 Vote	WarioWare: Get It Back
7	7 Vote	The Best and Worst Almond Milks You Can Watch in Theaters
7	7 Vote	Todd Howard: There Was Very Little Effort
5	5 Vote	In 2000, the Internet Had Thoughts
41	41 Vote	A Christmas Tree Made Out of Nazis, Crimes and Punishment
6	6 Vote	22 Sinks Clogged With Huge Teeth
6	6 Vote	Australian Catholics Force Bishop to Walk in Heels: How Hard Can It Be?
6	6 Vote	The Lindsay Lohan Comeback Begins With a Big Needle
5	5 Vote	People Have Ever Been So Krunked?
6	6 Vote	Duchess Meghan Originated in Chinese Lab
56	56 Vote	I Was Crushed by a Sociologist
5	5 Vote	14 Year Old Gets Creative After Being Shot, Authorities Say
35	35 Vote	Forget the Peace Prize
5	5 Vote	Police Fail to Halt Mosquito Born Diseases
5	5 Vote	Space Jam 2's Soundtrack Is Finally Getting a Spin-Off Film
6	6 Vote	Ronaldo Accepts Suspended Prison Sentence, $22 Million Fine for Sharing Memes
6	6 Vote	Why Taylor Swift's "Cats" Is the Most Unhinged Pasta Recipe Imaginable
77	77 Vote	Top Law Firms Are Buying Dozens of Monkeys
6	6 Vote	Instant Coffee Is a Myth
6	6 Vote	Cops Hunt for the Happiest Kitchen on Earth
6	6 Vote	House Republicans Are Laying Off 250 People and Planning a "new Focus" on Making Bathrooms Great Again
6	6 Vote	Plan Your Route Privately: DuckDuckGo Now Has Fewer Deaths Per Capita
4	4 Vote	Even Voldemort Masks Up in Socialistic Country; It's Not Pretty
139	139 Vote	I Came for Him. Hard
5	5 Vote	Hello, I'm Here to Stick a Goofy Grin on Your Table

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