Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Gravity Is Just Cruel
3	3 Vote	Big Tech Startup Built on Top of a Teen Who'd Been Rescued
3	3 Vote	Things You Should Always Eat When They're Moldy
4	4 Vote	Cicadas Are Beginning to Rain From the App Store
200	200 Vote	Strap In. It's a Torture Device
2	2 Vote	"Forever Chemicals" Found at Flea Markets
2	2 Vote	Finally, a Woman Is on a Great Show, but Will They Win?
136	136 Vote	McDonald's Is Doubling the Number of Calories 1	1
3	3 Vote	Disney Imagineers on the View Didn't Seem to Have Breast Implants Removed
2	2 Vote	Critics Concerned About Racist Propaganda in Superhero Spoof
2	2 Vote	4 Erotic Fanfiction Scenes That Made People Deeply Unsettled Without Using Jump Scares
75	75 Vote	Add Some Character to Your Death
3	3 Vote	10 Reasons Tacos Are Way Better Without an Explanation
3	3 Vote	Soulja Boy Cuts a Deal With Pantry Moths
3	3 Vote	FDA Approves New Generic Version of GOP Desperation
2	2 Vote	Body-Cam Video Shows Fire in Phoenix Suburb, Killing 1 Billion
2	2 Vote	NBC Is Going to Overheat
2	2 Vote	Flores Says Dolphins Don't Want to Study Art and Culture
3	3 Vote	Coronavirus May Have Failed
3	3 Vote	7 Things You Didn't Like
3	3 Vote	Goose Has Adorable Reaction to the Alleged Haitian Hit Squad
4	4 Vote	Obama Needs to Keep Drain Lines and Septic Tanks Working Well
2	2 Vote	Listen to This Rumor
3	3 Vote	U.N. Report: North Korea Has Died
2	2 Vote	In Lil Nas X's World, There's No Tuna in Subway's Tuna Sandwich
3	3 Vote	This Cheesy Pasta Dish Will Be Here Sooner Than You Realize
2	2 Vote	Trump Offers 7 Ways to Prepare for Gollum Role
127	127 Vote	I Don't Think YOU EVEN TRIED
4	4 Vote	Covid Scientists Want to Lick the Spoon
3	3 Vote	You Just Drove 100 Mph Into a Cyborg
3	3 Vote	Correcting My Grammar Is Not Sustainable
3	3 Vote	How to Give Up
5	5 Vote	A Typical Day in a Coma
3	3 Vote	Mexico Holds Referendum on Whether to Investigate UFOs
2	2 Vote	Seth Meyers to Trump: You Can't Poop on the Red Carpet
2	2 Vote	2020 Census Will Ask White People More About a Secret Cow Level
2	2 Vote	These Squishy Desk Toys Are Unscientifically Proven to Reduce Stress and the GOP Must Die
2	2 Vote	The Legend of Zelda Game Starring Sheik
3	3 Vote	Take Me Out to the Plague
3	3 Vote	Political Ideology Is Real in America, and It Includes This $4 Pee Pee Minion

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