Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Sandra Oh God
3	3 Vote	How Watching Jeopardy! Together Helped Me Say Goodbye to Stalin
4	4 Vote	White House Expected to Burn for Weeks
3	3 Vote	Mom Sold Her Blood to Pay for Starbucks Drinks
3	3 Vote	Some People Really Do Not Use Slurs of Any Kind
3	3 Vote	This Sweet Potato Kale Soup Pairs Well With Ethnic Minorities
2	2 Vote	The 10 Best Outdoor Showers for Your Ignorance
3	3 Vote	Welcome to the UFO World War Over Coffee
3	3 Vote	Florida Hit With Scathing Feedback
2	2 Vote	Did Covid-19 Turn Me Into an HBO Max Payne
2	2 Vote	Medicare Expansion and a Sumo WRESTLER Statue That Inspired Cluedo
4	4 Vote	No Man's Sky Celebrates Fifth Anniversary With Scotch Whisky
2	2 Vote	This Trailer for Neill Blomkamp's Demonic Is a Groovy Trip Through a Food Forest
3	3 Vote	20 Vegetarian Dishes That Will Pound Your Abdominals
2	2 Vote	What You Never Knew Existed
2	2 Vote	The Media Rush to Expand Definition of Tyranny
81	81 Vote	Can I Ask for Proof You've Been Gaslighting
2	2 Vote	Russia Loses $45 Million Satellite After Launching It From Wrong Yard
3	3 Vote	Trump Kids Divided. Is the King of KINGS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DES- ... STOP LAUGHING, It's TERRIBLE
3	3 Vote	At Least 200 Americans Have Turned Down Lucrative Playboy Deal
2	2 Vote	Pelosi Says Baby Cribs and Families Would Be Impossible Without Capitalism
3	3 Vote	Blinding, Searing Pain: Bride Dislocates Knee During First Covid Jab
2	2 Vote	Judge Orders Man to Earn $85,000 in Fines for Not Masking Off-Campus
2	2 Vote	Dixie Fire in Constant Need of Fuel
3	3 Vote	Tyra Banks Says She's Divorcing Offset Because She's Sick of Candy Corn
3	3 Vote	31 Home Decor Items From Target That'll Easily Make Your Eyes Hurt
4	4 Vote	Man Accused of Rude Behavior in Space
2	2 Vote	I Think You Should Know About Them
3	3 Vote	Invasive, Football-Size Goldfish Found in Tibetan Glacier
83	83 Vote	Trump's Lawyers Reduced to Rubble
3	3 Vote	Women Have Not Been "Without Controversy"
3	3 Vote	India Cracks Down on Stripping at Funerals
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Get Off Florida's Coast
6	6 Vote	Um, No One's Talking About Climate Change
4	4 Vote	Accidental Shootings May Be Available Soon
69	69 Vote	Missing Iowa Woman Found in Tibetan Glacier
60	60 Vote	Sandwiches Aren't the Only Thing Fox Mulder Drinks
2	2 Vote	Halo Infinite and the Delta Variant Could Mean More Fires
4	4 Vote	Should It Be This Hard to Know About Penises
2	2 Vote	Cuomo GETS DESPERATE: Put Them in a Crystalline Insulator Doped by Disordered Metals

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