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Yes: It's About Gun Violence, but It's Kinda Funny
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I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
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Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
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A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
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The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
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Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
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Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
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Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
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Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
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How My Vagina Just Exploded
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Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
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Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
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Canada Moves to the Sky
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely
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It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
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Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
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Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
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You Might Not Even Exist
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Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
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32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
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Mom Looks Like Shit
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Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
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Updates on the Dong
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Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
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Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
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I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
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Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
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Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
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Watch: Because I Didn't
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Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
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Are You Sick of the Universe
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A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise