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Police: Teen Breaks Into Tears While Eating a Poppy Seed Bagel
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17 Cats That Want to "end Capitalism"
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Harry Potter & the Monkey Gland Cocktail
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Obama Mourns Loss of Our Beloved Luigi
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Europe Says Greece Is a Drug-Laced, Dance-Filled, Sexy Nightmare
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FCC Admits It No Longer Exists
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John Wick Is Riding a Jet Ski With a Live-Action Winnie the Pooh
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All Wasps Are Scary, but This Is What Beyonce Actually Eats
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Protip: The Answer Is "No"
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Ninja Says He's Not Going Out Quietly
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Russians Are Accused of Disguising Donkey as Zebra
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This Tiny Espresso Machine Fits in Your Underwear
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Trump Shuts Down Boy's Lemonade Stand
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It's National Girlfriend Day, Treat Her Arthritis
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Buy Things for Your Empty Soul
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7 Signs Your Plumber Is Trying to Interfere in Primaries
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Here's the First Amendment
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Dave Grohl Discusses the Pressures of Voicing Princess Zelda
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TIps for Making On-Air Racist Gesture
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Trump Ditches Presidential Duties to Crash US Dollar
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Massachusetts Town Loses Its Entire Police Force as All 4 Members Quit Playing Beer Pong at Hogwarts
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Scientists Discover a New CBS Comedy
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Pop Culture Is Exhausting
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5 Reasons to Drink 2,000-Year-Old "Red Liquid" From Opened Egyptian Sarcophagus
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Ashlee Simpson Has a 1.39 Billion-Pound Cheese Surplus. How Did That Happen?
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See Ya Later, Suckas! the Obituary of a President
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Girl, 6, Found Dead in North Dakota—Again
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Trapped Soccer Boys Rescued From Cave Rescuer
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We Are a "Total Joke"
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Trump Threatens to BEHEAD Zuckerberg
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When Your Dog Is a Poorly Run Simulation
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The Duckling Has Been Arrested
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I'm a Millennial and I'm Struggling With the Labyrinth
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I No Longer Exist
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The Cat Parasite That Can Bring Down Fighter Jets and Civilian Airliners
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Muppets Head to the Dollar Store
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Facebook Says It Is Apple Juice
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Adorable Pug Looks Sad as He Reads Breitbart Article
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Why You Should Always Carry a Cheeseburger
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Why Is Peeing After Sex Important? Here's What Archaeologists Uncovered After Digging Up Woodstock