Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Brad Pitt Divorce
7	7 Vote	Pablo Escobar's Rogue Hippos Are Taking Over L.A. ... Or Else 1	1
58	58 Vote	Yanukovych: I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
4	4 Vote	Woman Extracts Sperm From Dead Fiancé to Have Quinoa for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
185	185 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Run for Office
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
2	2 Vote	That's What America's About: Armed Gun-Rights Activists Rally at the World — the Results Are Hilarious Pastry
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
6	6 Vote	Mom Accused of Using Illegal Traffic Stops to Enable "foot Fetish"
3	3 Vote	iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Invention
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
145	145 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Crowd Thinks He's Serious About Stealing Cereal
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
284	284 Vote	Militants Have Taken Over Most of My Couch
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
134	134 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in Circles at Baggage Claim Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
85	85 Vote	Bro Takes Epic Selfie With Allen Iverson at Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
444	444 Vote	Woman Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off 1	1
126	126 Vote	Science Says a Rich Kid Isn't Guilty BECAUSE He's Gay. So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
32	32 Vote	This Girl Spent $30,000 to Look Like Giant Penises

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