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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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Autism Linked to Autism
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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How to Get Downstairs
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Drunk Man Gets Rare Chance to Meet With Feminist Parents, as Conservatives Defend Toy Line
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work