Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
57	57 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
3	3 Vote	Prostitute Hired by Raiders
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
2	2 Vote	VIDEO: Venice Floods, but It Doesn't Matter
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer