Headline Smasher

That's a great one!

Sounds like the subtitle for a great political cartoon.

I want a video of this.

That's not how geometry works, my friend.

Wow, this one captured my mood....

I'm already allergic to ads. I volunteer, scientists, half the work is already done here!

You have worked long and hard to earn your citizenship, but congratulations, you may now consider yourself an official illegal immigrant. Welcome to America.

I knew it!

Now this is the kind of publicity stunt I can get behind. Thank you, Norwegian Cruise Line!

With 34 Dead in it, this is either a very big/wide chimney, or it's very much not that.

My friends, we have a winner. Let this one rise to the top!

I hope razor blades and needles in a child's skull won't cause autism.

What a shame. I hope we at least get Hans Zimmer to write the soundtrack for the Deepfake Porn reboot.

So, are you living in a trailer or a house now? I'm confused.

Didn't know Aunt Jemima had such deep lore. Who are her enemies?

Just read youtube comments for proof.

It rhymes, it must be true.

You expect me to believe that?

they want to kill all the fun, so yep i guess

Anyway it burned...

Bc snorting coke makes you fat!

I want to see that covered in history lessons!

HULK MASH!

Now thats a headline youll never see again

"Why is there ass on my iPads iPhone?"

Guns dont kill people, the Senate kills people