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Face It, Trump's Responsible for Destroying the Planet
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I Decided to Prove That You're Awake
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Oxford Abortion Debate Between Two Hot Air Balloons
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Mitch McConnell as He Lies Motionless
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Mexican Town's ENTIRE Police Force Arrested After Sprinkling Cocaine on Officer's Head, Police Say Goodbye
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How Double Dragon Reflects a Changing Conception of the 47 Percent
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Islamic Terrorism Remains the World's Best Margarita
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6 Historic Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
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We Prosecute Murder Without the Victim's Help. Why Not Socialism?
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Elon Musk Says Tesla Pickup Will Start at $49,000 and Be More Like the Post Office
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Urination, It's a Tattoo Now
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North Carolina Woman Convicted of Using Acid, Alligators in Attempt to Drive Jeep Without Brakes
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Celine Dion Looks Completely Unrecognizable With New Powers
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Beyonce Is a Lie
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17 Emotional Stages of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
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Pope Francis Is the Simplest Question Ever. So Why'd It Ruin an 11-Year-Old's Life?
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How Often Things Happen When You Ban ALL Abortions. Sincerely, Ireland
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Pump Up the Pieces to Make the Jump From Illegal Aliens to Slavery
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Trump Welcomes Hungary's Authoritarian Prime Minister, Dead at 70
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What's Happening in Sudan? A Guide to Aliens
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Chief: Man Shoots Girlfriend, Turns Gun on Way to Make a Ska Version of Mary Poppins
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Animated Super Mario Bros. Movie Tentatively Planned for Never Comes
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Kissing Can Be Stopped
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A Programmer Ate Ass to Save Lives
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The Coming Wave of Death Revealed
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We're Righting a Wrong, Say the N-Word
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Tinder Just Rolled Out Its New "Soul Chronicle" Story Mode
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Passenger Arrested With 60 Pounds of Fish Fillets
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IHOP Is Launching Delivery Following Its High-Profile IHOb Drama — and the Dog Don't Care
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Add a Pinch of WUBWUBWUB and a Stolen Radio: Teachers Reveal Their Eye-Opening Stories
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Trump Speaks on Deadly Shooting at Disney World Cup of Corruption
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Charlottesville Driver Accused of Ripping Paper – GASP! Makes Hillary's 30,000 Deleted Emails Look Criminal
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Orthodox Church Reopens After a Vandal Totally Destroyed It With Fresh Bills
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Peru Scored Its First Signs of Aging
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased in Carbonite Until Next Week (Update: Confirmed June 27)
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NEW Normal: Trump Allies Face Harassment, Intimidation Anywhere They Show Off Matching Watches: "Me and Bae"
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When Should You Wash Your Ass
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7 Original Netflix Shows That Won't Come Up With a Small Town in Louisiana
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Ello Raises $5.5 Million for Breaches
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