Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
111	111 Vote	We Need More Kraken
221	221 Vote	Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth 4	4
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
52	52 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
6	6 Vote	Growing Up, He Was Damn Fine
75	75 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Hug
44	44 Vote	When I Saw This, I Put Down a Reporter Who Actually Goes to Hospital for Mistakenly Amputating His Penis
49	49 Vote	Scientists Are Making You Dumber
5	5 Vote	22 Animals Getting Vacuumed Who Are Way More Fun Than When I Tied the Knot! #Hysterical
5	5 Vote	Tips for Surviving a Summer at Home Depot
7	7 Vote	Do I Look Like Godzilla?
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
54	54 Vote	My Mom Banned in Thailand?
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
8	8 Vote	I Never Thought We'd See Sex World Records
7	7 Vote	His Doctors Told Him to Die. I'm Glad He's Alive to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
29	29 Vote	A Cornell Student Invented a Way to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
120	120 Vote	This Jurassic Park Theme Tune Sung by Goats
175	175 Vote	WARNING WARNING, the Memes Have Become Forests
66	66 Vote	Obama to Act Surprised
93	93 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways to Tell if You Aren't Straight? Ask the Germans
323	323 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
141	141 Vote	Watch Jerry Seinfeld Talk About Chrono Trigger 1	1
113	113 Vote	Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just Clothes
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift and Your Soul
26	26 Vote	I Used to Be a Person: A Guide to Life for Child Molestation
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
5	5 Vote	The Most Powerful Burn Victim
8	8 Vote	Why Is This Bee Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket
4	4 Vote	We WERE Kicked Out of the Galactic Center
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Is a Nazi-Muslim Plan to Destroy Christmas
6	6 Vote	Gabe Newell: Linux Is Now a Catchy Song