Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

will64gamer

Voted Headlines

398	398 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
376	376 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
417	417 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
904	904 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
734	734 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
393	393 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
649	649 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
345	345 Vote	What Happened to Me
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
765	765 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
364	364 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
388	388 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
400	400 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
776	776 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
799	799 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
819	819 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
625	625 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
795	795 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
907	907 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil
402	402 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
399	399 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
555	555 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
382	382 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1

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