Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
69	69 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
169	169 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1
211	211 Vote	Now You Can Hump It
150	150 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
205	205 Vote	I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?