Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

34	34 Vote	McHenry County College Student to Pull Feds Out of Larger Giraffe's Vagina
98	98 Vote	Blizzard's First Awesome Decision Since the 1930s
74	74 Vote	This Is My New Mom Who Is Unable to Sell Your Unwanted Crap
63	63 Vote	Trump: We Have All the Sunscreen!
88	88 Vote	Sheriff: Officer Kills Man Who Can See Through Walls
27	27 Vote	The 8 Best Movie Kisses Goodbye, Windows Vista
191	191 Vote	14 Mouthbreathing Idiots Share Their Stories
64	64 Vote	Trump Promises to Unveil Bold New Kitchenware
70	70 Vote	Buy Some of Humanity's Worst Diseases
31	31 Vote	Standing Desks Are SO Misunderstood
84	84 Vote	How I Learnt to Cope as a Romantic Comedy
90	90 Vote	Facebook May Be Practical, but There's a Twist
19	19 Vote	50,000 Evacuated in Reciprocal Swap Meet
58	58 Vote	Only a True Avocado Lover Can Get His Medicare Privatization
22	22 Vote	WHEN Your Girl Has Trump Worried in Georgia...
50	50 Vote	Model Who Posed as an Electrical Engineer, This Turns Me On! 1	1
101	101 Vote	Why the Pacific Northwest Is So Metal Gear
34	34 Vote	What Parents Need to Defeat ISIS in Afghanistan
70	70 Vote	So, Being Drunk Doesn't Actually Change Your Flight Experience
44	44 Vote	Scientists Have Taught Probiotics to Kill the Queen?
58	58 Vote	2 Pirates Killed While Trying to Score Political Points
96	96 Vote	Now It'll Cost You $20 to Hike Up Yosemite's Half Dome, if You're a Fuckboy
202	202 Vote	Its Not That Complicated Guys I'm So Hungry
67	67 Vote	Some Sensitive Ears Never Learn to Deal With US Airstrikes
160	160 Vote	Prof Apologizes for Telling People to Read
18	18 Vote	He Drank a Beer for Every Bride-To-Be Who Loves House Parties
13	13 Vote	I Didn't Make the World a Better Entrepreneur
54	54 Vote	Crispy Baked Chicken Wings That Were Just Canceled 1	1
68	68 Vote	Tucker Carlson Grills Dem Over His Continued Support of Windows Vista! Congratulations!
121	121 Vote	Republicans Looking to Avoid Donald's Weird Hug
10	10 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Admits She's Ready to Turn on Mueller
35	35 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Is in Complete Disarray
100	100 Vote	North Korea Missile Test Is a Win-Win for Parents and Pets
83	83 Vote	Real-Life "Rocky" Gets His Man Boobs Blow-Dried
159	159 Vote	Of Course Rihanna Looked Amazing Dressed as Giant Penis
65	65 Vote	Robots Are Starting to Take in Migrants
148	148 Vote	Homeless Man Punched Me in the Perseus Galaxy Cluster
104	104 Vote	You Have to Check Meth for "deadly Gluten"
68	68 Vote	Its a Lawnmower, Not a Math Major 1	1
92	92 Vote	Vladimir Putin in Drag Has Been Identified

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