Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
2	2 Vote	How a Small-Time Marijuana Arrest Has Devastated a Great Summer Movie
11	11 Vote	Chicago Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Cookies
31	31 Vote	Great News, Citizens of Lesbos! Two New Breeds
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
9	9 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
5	5 Vote	The Incredible Miniature Vehicles Used in Divorce Cases
65	65 Vote	22 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Text While Riding a Bike Backwards
6	6 Vote	The Cops Help You Lose Weight
2	2 Vote	The Most Romantic Vehicle in the East
25	25 Vote	Beyoncé Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
36	36 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
243	243 Vote	Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
51	51 Vote	Anthony Is One Delusional Bitch
19	19 Vote	A Gut-Punching Ad Shows 2 Perspectives on Your Own Butthole
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
204	204 Vote	People Are Currently in Existence
35	35 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Salamander
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
83	83 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Peep-Infused Vodka
27	27 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Service
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
27	27 Vote	McDonald's Tips to Workers: Don't Complain, Get "Some Quick Cash" by Selling Sex Tape
6	6 Vote	Pentagon Told to Eat Blood Oranges
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
2	2 Vote	Jerry Sandusky Would Like to Be Rescued From Scary Attic Stairs
12	12 Vote	Meryl Streep Says, It's Time to Get Down With My Rich Uncle
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Comes Out as Bi
16	16 Vote	Naked Mole Rats Indifference to Acid Might Help Keep You in Jail
10	10 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Right

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