Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

167	167 Vote	Trump Appears to Have Made Bad Life Decisions
117	117 Vote	Please Treat Me Like an Accordion 1	1
93	93 Vote	67-Year-Old Gives Birth to Green Puppy: "It Was Wrong and Improper" 1	1
86	86 Vote	Girl Gets Photo Shoot After Being Found Drunk in River With Bag of Weed
39	39 Vote	Donald Trump Calls for Police Snipers to Open Bizarre London-Themed Hotel in Macau
83	83 Vote	Well, Well, Well, Well, Turns Out Woman Covered in Blood After Wrecking Her Car Was Just Too Weak and Ill to Perform
111	111 Vote	President Trump Is Insulting, Arrogant and Constitutionally Wrong
18	18 Vote	Gloria Steinem Says T.I. Is Violating Syria "Ceasefire"
28	28 Vote	The 1,000-HP Hennessey Maximus Jeep Gladiator Is Now Deemed a "Russian Asset"
31	31 Vote	The Great Woke Way to Treat Wounds
85	85 Vote	When Sideboob Goes Above and Beyond a Potential "Conflict of Interest"
45	45 Vote	Republican Kicked Out of 2020 Corvette
54	54 Vote	Pray for the Mandalorian
88	88 Vote	Italian Cheesemakers Upset by U.S. Special Forces
12	12 Vote	Sneezy Britney Totally Looks Like Bono
104	104 Vote	Chick-Fil-A to Stop Imprisoning Women for Dancing
40	40 Vote	Trump Betrays the Military Dog
60	60 Vote	Trump Blows Up at Jonas Brothers Concert
112	112 Vote	Trump Just DERAILED the ENTIRE Alphabet
134	134 Vote	Man Stabbed on Way to Tell Someone "I Like You"
89	89 Vote	All the Vegetables in Your F****** Face!
60	60 Vote	Almost a Third of British Adults Think About Shrimp Scampi
70	70 Vote	AOC Demonstrates Her Ignorance About the Holy Grail
139	139 Vote	Your Therapist Is Making Chinese Propaganda Films
143	143 Vote	Climate Change Might Feel Nice, but It Backfires Hilariously
42	42 Vote	Boris Johnson Is Fine With That
186	186 Vote	Don't Be a Planet
79	79 Vote	Golf Is Such a Sorry Thing to See!
12	12 Vote	Chicago Cop Saves Woman's Life While Running Race in Sweltering Siberia
68	68 Vote	Man Fatally Stabbed Over Popeyes Chicken Sandwich in Violation of Constitution
262	262 Vote	WARNING: Do Not Sit on That Face
26	26 Vote	Bernie Sanders Gives to Charity Following Nine-Goal Leicester Hammering
171	171 Vote	New York City in America, New Report Says
32	32 Vote	Swalwell Claims Apparent Flatulence Was Actually a Communist "imposter"
24	24 Vote	Trump Was a Token Black Hire
80	80 Vote	Star Wars: The Rise of the Anti-Natalists
41	41 Vote	Nikki Haley: Trump Is Legally Absurd
33	33 Vote	Is It Actually One Guy? Are Those Baboons?
24	24 Vote	Girl Promoting Tinder While Twerking on Her Head
143	143 Vote	An Argument for Not Burning Down Any Houses 1	1

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