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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	22 Tweets Only People Named Katie Will Understand
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
8	8 Vote	19 Famous Musicians Who Are Threatening Me
2	2 Vote	Is "Iron Man 4" Part of 50 Shades of Grey? Let's Discuss
66	66 Vote	Florida Woman Accidentally Shot in Face With Cake 1	1
45	45 Vote	This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts
5	5 Vote	New Way to Slice a Mango
7	7 Vote	The Moon Is a Dirty Slut
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
9	9 Vote	When Is It Okay to Look More Caucasian
10	10 Vote	Hey, Everyone, Look! A Gorilla That Looks Just Like Our Sun 1	1
76	76 Vote	This Video Should END the Failed War on Salad
90	90 Vote	3 Reasons You Should Probably Stop Eating
84	84 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
117	117 Vote	One Guy You Want in Your Kitchen Sink
6	6 Vote	50 Cent Attempts to Reinvent Superheroes and Now There Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing DRAGON
87	87 Vote	19 Famous Photographs (Minus Pants)
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
89	89 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Great Idea
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
56	56 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
2	2 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest That Maybe We Shouldn't Have Done That
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5