Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

100	100 Vote	27 Million People Desperately Hope You Get a Boner
35	35 Vote	Watch Prince Perform, Throw a Grenade
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
113	113 Vote	Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
95	95 Vote	Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
2	2 Vote	Watch a Young Girl With a Moldy Shaft
2	2 Vote	Ebola Virus Has Now Been Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
71	71 Vote	Porn Star Wars?
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2