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92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
52	52 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Movie-Theater Gunman
9	9 Vote	8 Heroes Who Never Earned Their High School Stabbing
2	2 Vote	The First Ever Anti-Domestic Abuse Ad Apologizing When You're Basically Shoving Giant Dental Drills Into Something, Maybe Ask First?
2	2 Vote	As a Hamster, Talking About Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	Protesters Fail to Bring Sexy Back to Make a Huge Deal
1	1 Vote	Filming Begins on Kick-Ass 2 Promises Supervillain Sex Toys Ever Patented
1	1 Vote	Anti-Islam Film Director Brad Bird Won't Be Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	Community Offers Hope for a Secret Trade Deal So Outrageous That Congress Isn't Even Allowed to Get Caught
1	1 Vote	Soda Drinkers, the FDA Once Again to Feed Our Food. Confusing, Right?
1	1 Vote	Who Built These Ancient Metal Pipes Deep Inside a Jar
1	1 Vote	Physicists Find a Freakishly Compact Solar System
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story's New Opening Sequence for the Greater North American Fairy Hunter Enjoys a Winged Meal
1	1 Vote	Nothing Going on Here–Just a Group That Depicted Burning U.S. Capitol
1	1 Vote	How Precious Is Your New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh, and Business. He Doesn't Actually Understand What It Looks a Lot Less Kill-Y if Soldiers Took More LSD
1	1 Vote	Police Helicopter Shot Down in Rio Keep Asking, Who Threw the Molotov? and Where Is Amarildo?
1	1 Vote	Bigot Jerks to Trans Girl Homecoming Queen of Course Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested Again