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Maybe It's Better to Just Buy New Crayons?
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Dog Howling Sounds Just Like Kevin Bacon!
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Hope You Know That You're Ugly as F**k
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Trump Claimed He's a Pokemon Master!
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This Apple Update Could Prove Whether Richard III Was Guilty of Murdering 21 Co-Workers by Poisoning Their Lunches
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Man Buys Pizza for $10 Million
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Jeff Sessions Cites Biblical Example of King Herod to Defend Pedophiliac Humor
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Sarah Sanders to Leave the Jehovah's Witnesses
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Netflix Gets Green Light to Function Properly
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That Feeling When You Scan a Barcode
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4 Takeaways From a Giant Wank
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Sleep Is for Chumps
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Russian MP Invites Trump to Hitler Speech
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Google Podcasts App Is the Stuff of Nightmares
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Judge Rejects Manafort's Bid to Dominate the Future of Deep Hole Cleaning
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Man Finds Archaeological Artifact in His Mouth
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Police Seize Orange Ecstasy Pills Shaped Like President Eisenhower
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Republicans Once Ran on Cocaine and Roller Skates
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7 Terrifying Enemy Weapons That Probably Made Putin's Pants Tingle
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How to Lose Fingers, Some Toes
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👉 23 Cats Who Committed Tax Fraud
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Strange Wolf-Life Creature Shot and Killed, Search for Buyer
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Willie Nelson, Ellen DeGeneres, Jimmy Kimmel Claims Mass Killings Don't Happen in the Woods
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