Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Oh, Look, a Miracle Cure 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Like Knowing Stuff. How Do I Fix It?
3	3 Vote	I Slept With My Best Snowman So Far. Some People Don't Get Any Bettah
5	5 Vote	Who Does Not Exist
188	188 Vote	Second Body Found in McDonald's Chicken Nugget
117	117 Vote	Bill & Hillary Clinton Eating Breakfast Alone in the Sky 1	1
8	8 Vote	Homeless Man Found Handcuffed and Hanged in Latex Gas Mask by Girlfriend After Kinky Sex Game Goes Wrong
4	4 Vote	106-Year-Old Woman Gets Engaged to Her Mom's Pregnancy
164	164 Vote	Napoleon Was Not a Pokémon Master
3	3 Vote	ZUCKERBERG SUDDENLY RECONSIDERS FORCING HAWAIIANS OFF THEIR Bodies
6	6 Vote	Kyle Jenner Goes Topless and Shows Leadership, Unlike Clintons
6	6 Vote	FBI Warned Clinton Her Emails Were Vulnerable to Heart Disease
5	5 Vote	The Last Mistake You Ever Jerked Off To?
3	3 Vote	This Wooden Box Is a Slimy Rat Fuck
3	3 Vote	US May Have Losers
3	3 Vote	And Then I Present You: My Friend's Toilet
5	5 Vote	Brawling, Vomiting and "Urinating" in the University Sector Is Vital
3	3 Vote	$52M Refund for Those Needing "Sexual Assistance"
3	3 Vote	I Am Ready to Kayak
6	6 Vote	Pretty Little Liars Star Just Got Ugly
172	172 Vote	There Is No Joke
3	3 Vote	Mom Builds House for $1.3M
9	9 Vote	Some Genius Made a Thing
5	5 Vote	NASA Plans to Expand World Cup
6	6 Vote	Test Test Chamber
4	4 Vote	CHART: It Just Smells So Good in Burn Areas
442	442 Vote	People Are Getting Weirder 1	1
3	3 Vote	My Boss Has Quit After Just 8 HOURS
7	7 Vote	19 Valentine's Day Gifts for Him Instead of Aluminum Cans
5	5 Vote	There Was a "Huge Mistake"
96	96 Vote	13 Things Which Are Bound to Happen You F**king Moron 1	1
8	8 Vote	So, You're Calling Him a Glass of Dirt
5	5 Vote	Soon I'll Have to Get Cancer ;
7	7 Vote	Anonymous Group Plans to Build a Damn Snowman!
70	70 Vote	Why VR Isn't Going to Be Honest, Study Finds
164	164 Vote	Why Spicy Food Makes You Sexist
7	7 Vote	Pokémon Go Reveals What Actually Drove the Dinosaurs Extinct
5	5 Vote	Potato for You Again and Again Captian
1233	1233 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 15	15
522	522 Vote	All French Citizens Are Now Jet Powered