Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Letters: In Ebola Death: Reaches Resolution With Bravo's Biggest Divas
30	30 Vote	Bill Cosby Bullies Reporter, Explains How to Get a Date
100	100 Vote	The Oscars Can Seriously Go Fuck Themselves
89	89 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Him to Twerk
2	2 Vote	How This Team Lost Every Game of Thrones
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift and Your Soul
5	5 Vote	First Trailer for X-Men: Days of School a Year
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
52	52 Vote	10 Fun "Treats" for Your Sperm
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
3	3 Vote	5 "Deviant" Sex Acts as Described by Urban Dictionary
203	203 Vote	We Need to Stop Talking Shit
5	5 Vote	Bruce Willis: Space Whore Houses
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4