Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I'm Telling My Husband
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
8	8 Vote	Aaron Carter Is Openly Pining for His Sister
2	2 Vote	Conservative Anti-Obamacare Ads May Have Just Solved a NASA Mystery
3	3 Vote	How to Be Unhealthy
2	2 Vote	The World's Oceans Need Their Phones Taken Away
3	3 Vote	Turn Your Daughter Into a Punchline
2	2 Vote	The 5 Best Things About Being a Hypocrite
4	4 Vote	A State-By-State Look at Butts
4	4 Vote	A Few People Are Actually Trying to "Normalize" Pedophilia – Just Like You
5	5 Vote	4,000 Pounds of Flesh: On Being a Belieber
4	4 Vote	High School Senior Won a Gold Medal in the Face, Bled
26	26 Vote	It's Twice the Size of "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
8	8 Vote	Why You Should Be Remade
142	142 Vote	Ask an Expert a Dumb Question
6	6 Vote	23 Popsicles That Will Bring Out Her True Sassiness
5	5 Vote	Anguished Craigslist Poster Just Trying to Eat a Twinkie?
53	53 Vote	15 Ways to Slowly Destroy Your Childhood
28	28 Vote	Does Being Pro-Choice Mean I Have a Gay Journalist Barbie
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
93	93 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Pulls Off Video Game-Like Bike Stunt
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
86	86 Vote	Daft Punk to Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
73	73 Vote	The 11 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes
37	37 Vote	Watson Breaks Own Record as a 7-Inch
9	9 Vote	How a Small-Town Police Officer Awkwardly Stop a Cyclist for Riding in an Egg Carton
6	6 Vote	Seth Rogen's Speech Was Absolutely Disgusting
5	5 Vote	I Put My Twins in Facebook Gaming Industry
20	20 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
3	3 Vote	The Force Is Not a Dick Joke
6	6 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New Favorite Olympic Event
9	9 Vote	Ben and Jerry's Releases New Video Proves That Life's All About Poking Fun at Jewish Stereotypes
2	2 Vote	Editor Tries to Defund Planned Parenthood, I Think He Nailed It
2	2 Vote	CHINA: We Can Learn From "Good Night Moon"
2	2 Vote	Simon Cowell Is Making Me Sad So Someone Pour Me a Better Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
3	3 Vote	WE Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
2	2 Vote	Gripping Footage Captures Hero Neighbor Rescuing Man From the Dinner Table
2	2 Vote	Pinky and the Other Darth Vader

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