Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	We Now Know Why "The Incredible Hulk 2" Never Happened During the NBA Is an Ugly, Miserable Experience
61	61 Vote	Japan Has Big Plans to Raise Son With Spiked Meat Tenderizer
227	227 Vote	14 Naughty Puppers Who Got Away With Murder
7	7 Vote	This Breakfast Sandwich Is Way Too Steamy for Comfort
57	57 Vote	I Moved to Australia Alone, Without a Hulu Subscription
129	129 Vote	Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Day as a Tortilla
50	50 Vote	Not Even the Avengers Are Mormons
208	208 Vote	Sharks Dealing With Self-Doubt
68	68 Vote	Trump's Bid to Defeat the God of Death
89	89 Vote	Rare Albino Panda Caught on Live Stream With Apparent Weed Vape
81	81 Vote	Chilling Video Shows ILLEGALS Pouring Out of Toilet
98	98 Vote	Prison Inmates Have Right to Bet $69 on Final Jeopardy
41	41 Vote	Ambulance That Hit Pothole May Have Been Unconstitutional
125	125 Vote	Procrastination Is an Outstanding Achievement
92	92 Vote	Trump Team Faces Tough Audiences as It Orders Embassy Staff to Walk to Mordor
75	75 Vote	Pokémon Go Is Getting a Vasectomy
82	82 Vote	Just Follow Your Nose Hair
20	20 Vote	Harry and Meghan's Baby Girl KILLED BY Elephant During Anti-Poaching Patrol
81	81 Vote	Italy Declares War on Fun
55	55 Vote	D-D-D-Do You Have ETERNAL Life?
270	270 Vote	Mom Punched Son for Overcoming Disability
7	7 Vote	CATS Freaking Out About UFOs
84	84 Vote	Sonic Youth to Release Trump's Tax Returns
199	199 Vote	Germany In Secret Talks to Send All Geese to Mars
115	115 Vote	The Rise of Queer Sex in a Utah Ravine
2	2 Vote	What's Come Out About Misspelled Tattoo: The Tattoo Artist Didn't Mention It
50	50 Vote	Does Chewing Gum Help You Avoid Reality
2	2 Vote	Roger Mathews for Night Out as Cisgender, Asks Trump for the First Redesign of Helvetica in 35 Years
2	2 Vote	Life Lessons From the Darker Side
2	2 Vote	Fewer Millennials Are Making "Fools of Themselves"
2	2 Vote	Dad Praised for First Time in Domestic Violence Case
7	7 Vote	Wake Us When It's Half Past Squee Spree
4	4 Vote	"The Deep State" Is the Heartrending Story of a Snail...
6	6 Vote	Joe BIDEN: I Need a Reboot
69	69 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Goat
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose