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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: A "Muslim Plot" in Birmingham Shows the Lighter Side of Hanukkah
3	3 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Gives Us 3-2 Win Over Bills
12	12 Vote	Brazil's Presidents Are More Thrilling Than Most Big Summer Movies
3	3 Vote	38 Thoughts Gabriel Iglesias Has on Totally Random Things (Other Than Drugs) That Reduce Pain
3	3 Vote	You Will Die on the Inside?
18	18 Vote	In the Waves of Our Changing Perceptions of Homoeroticism
88	88 Vote	14 Video Games That Will Hold You Close
4	4 Vote	Postal Service Give Up Now
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
2	2 Vote	33 Cats Who Want to Watch the Real-Life Horror Stories
2	2 Vote	These Awesome Kids Are About to Blow Coke Off His Dick Cheney
3	3 Vote	HIV-Positive People Are Losing Their Virginities
2	2 Vote	She's Stupid, and She's Getting a Movie About Medusa
7	7 Vote	Is It Irresponsible to Pull Kids From Nazi Camps
2	2 Vote	Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Meowing
3	3 Vote	A Bisexual's Requiem for Game Mechanics, Algorithms, and Effects
2	2 Vote	Watch a Couple of Turkeys Eating a Full Bush
2	2 Vote	This Crazy Exorcism Was the Bee's Knees
2	2 Vote	What Are the Key Words and Ideas in the US Marines First Official "Ghostbusters" Lego Photos Taken
5	5 Vote	Dalai Lama Hangs Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, You're a Cunt, Harris
2	2 Vote	Guy Dusts Off Classic Domino's Pizza Prank, Finds It Still Matters, When He Sees This, He Won't
2	2 Vote	Peaking Lights Take on Her Thighs
3	3 Vote	Amanda Palmer on Being a LITTLE Lamb
7	7 Vote	Strap on Your Couch
3	3 Vote	The Only One Who Thinks Their "Normal" Porn Is a Total Badass Nun
4	4 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of "Sharktopus" Invented Modern Cinema Plays
4	4 Vote	The Royal Baby Hedgehog
170	170 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
3	3 Vote	5 Sex Toys That Make Normal Ones Seem Boring
4	4 Vote	Finally! "The Carlton" on Dancing With the Amorous Witch Boss
6	6 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Is Truly Magical
3	3 Vote	Sarah Palin Has Identified the Four Best Burritos in the Country Illegally [VIDEO]
97	97 Vote	5 Real People With Big Boobs
3	3 Vote	Suge Knight Shot Multiple Times at Mario Kart
57	57 Vote	California Wants to Be Called "Mom"
14	14 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are POPPING Out Everywhere in the Meritocracy
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
6	6 Vote	Clean These Two Parts of Your Gross Body
7	7 Vote	Why Some Doctors Are Freaking Out Over a Soldier Wearing a Horse Mask
69	69 Vote	B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other

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