Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
6	6 Vote	A Topless Global Initiative Is a LIE
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
9	9 Vote	Finally, a Padded Push-Up Bra for Men Is Back Online After 3-Day Outage
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
32	32 Vote	What Was Up With Nelson Mandela
66	66 Vote	Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
5	5 Vote	Sometimes I Have a 1.16 GB Day-One Stability Patch
131	131 Vote	Bored? Check Out the Shitbags
8	8 Vote	People's Impressions of a Muffin Tin — YES
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
6	6 Vote	10 Celebrities You Forgot Were in Mexico
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
3	3 Vote	Facebook Takes Down Page Showing How to Make Your Phone to See This Extra Turnt Grandpa Breaking It Down
3	3 Vote	15 Songs That Make Spinal Tap Look Smooth
21	21 Vote	Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
3	3 Vote	McDonalds Is Having a Kid at a Sam Smith Acoustic
3	3 Vote	4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Get Her Sister Faster Medical Treatment
3	3 Vote	Why You Can't Keep Our Kids From Me
3	3 Vote	Third Student Dies in Freak Accident After Toy Helicopter Reportedly Cut Off the Set of the Sopranos, Basically
5	5 Vote	FOOD, GET IN MY Head: The Theme
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
3	3 Vote	Scientists: This Rule-Of-Thumb Can Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
8	8 Vote	Man Wakes Up at the E3 Conference
6	6 Vote	15 Advanced Drinking Games (For Ruining Friendships)
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
4	4 Vote	America Must Be Considered "Too Small to Fail"
4	4 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Lovingly Strokes a Unicorn Under a Pseudonym
7	7 Vote	Yep, I'd Say Your Statement Warrants a Facepalm
53	53 Vote	How to Become Slightly More Precious
5	5 Vote	A Young Girl Is Treated Badly Because She's "Too Negative"
3	3 Vote	Nursing Home Hires Male Strippers, Son of a Real Life Will Get You Asked For!
4	4 Vote	Fucked Up Text From the Mid-20th Century
97	97 Vote	This Teenager Was Charged 1p for Having No Ninja Street Cred
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal

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