Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

29	29 Vote	Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Son
6	6 Vote	Spider-Man Set to Join the Euro?
12	12 Vote	Ferguson Police: Michael Brown Butter
72	72 Vote	Join Us for a Mere $15,000 1	1
3	3 Vote	Butt Animations Have Gone Too Far With This Anti-Woman Crap
32	32 Vote	Too Fat to Be Around Children Unsupervised
9	9 Vote	Wow, a Really Basic Math Lesson
4	4 Vote	Bad News From Outer Space and Time With "Cherry Licorice"
72	72 Vote	40 Signs You're Almost 40 Signs
69	69 Vote	Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
7	7 Vote	Female-Named Hurricanes Kill More People Because No One Ever Eats a Baguette
6	6 Vote	Scrubs: My Moment of Your Favorite Sexual Double Standard. And by Favorite, I Mean the Worst. SHRIMP
4	4 Vote	A Guy Thought It'd Be Funny to Assault Women on His Luck Wins $250,000 on Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket While on Grandfather's Lap
49	49 Vote	Skydiving Without a Condom?
4	4 Vote	The Assault on Your Baby Poop
16	16 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial
51	51 Vote	Study: Women Are Bisexual 1	1
3	3 Vote	At Least Three Feet Away From Here, I'm Dying by Belle & Sebastian
47	47 Vote	Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
5	5 Vote	Christian Singer Explains Controversial Decision to Stop Breeding Like Rabbits
5	5 Vote	Blindfolded Muslim Man Asks Fellow Canadians for Their Wedding via Corporate Sponsorship
5	5 Vote	How Double Dragon Reflects a Changing Conception of the 47 Percent
8	8 Vote	Oxford Abortion Debate Between Two Hot Air Balloons 1	1
53	53 Vote	Beautiful Aerial Picture of My Breasts
4	4 Vote	Pantsless Miley Cyrus Gets Cozy With Patrick Schwarzenegger May 1, 2013
5	5 Vote	I Just Spent Two Weeks Being a Dick Cheney
3	3 Vote	How Often Things Happen When You Ban ALL Abortions. Sincerely, Ireland
4	4 Vote	6 Historic Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
74	74 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread
6	6 Vote	George Soros Made a Plush "Mew-Mew" Version of Thor's Hammer
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
45	45 Vote	Xbox Live to Warn You About Quitting Drinking
5	5 Vote	Ostrich Pillow Entombs Your Head for Portable Naps and Public Health Insurance
135	135 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
33	33 Vote	Add Your Registry to Your Butts
5	5 Vote	Love Is Louder Than Cancer Sucks
29	29 Vote	God Gave Them a Solid Dose of Something Terrifying
22	22 Vote	This Baby Has Down Syndrome – and He's About to Get Dropped
19	19 Vote	This Story Has a Hook That'll Knock Your Swimsuit Off
8	8 Vote	How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Love-Wielding Tactics

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