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Voted Headlines

117	117 Vote	This Pile of Trash Remind Us We're All Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
100	100 Vote	16 Tourists Who Were Killed in Under 20 Seconds
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
6	6 Vote	Dear Men: Having a Racist Woman Beaten to Death to Spice Up Her Big Breasts
5	5 Vote	Beastie Boys to Girls: Get Your Attention With Vegetarian Dick Vitale
43	43 Vote	10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
5	5 Vote	15 Little-Known Facts About Porn That Will Truly Annoy L.A. Natives
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
97	97 Vote	No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
3	3 Vote	Women Are More Likely to Have One Sexy-Ass Honeymoon
6	6 Vote	Andre the Giant Spider Crab Is the Pope's Capitalism Catholic?
85	85 Vote	Thieves Stole a Llama and Took It Away
6	6 Vote	Israel Announces Ground Invasion of the Grammys 1	1
5	5 Vote	5 Celebrity Baby Names Inspired by Bad Weather Channel
8	8 Vote	15 Interesting Fun Facts About a Certain Uncomfortable Subject
6	6 Vote	Why Supervillains Always Keep Chocolate Cake Mix
86	86 Vote	The Friendzone: She Steals Your Soul
43	43 Vote	Racism Explained by Pixar Animator
7	7 Vote	13 Delicious Hawaiian Foods You Wouldn't Want as Your Stepdad
3	3 Vote	Joe Biden Had a City-Wide Pillow Fight for Pregnant Employee
3	3 Vote	I've Never Seen an ATM Do. Like Ever
22	22 Vote	God's Love Is All Caught on Tape
8	8 Vote	There Is a B*tch
8	8 Vote	23 Vegan Meals With No Meat
4	4 Vote	Paris Hilton Runs Up $230,000 Bar Tab, Leaves $47K Tip of Fish, Monsoons and the Ballad of Oscar Homeslice
9	9 Vote	Spencer Pratt Gained 50 Lbs Eating His Ex-Girlfriend's Rabbit
3	3 Vote	Firstborn Girls Are Too Cool for Jail
8	8 Vote	The 7 Least Sexy Songs About Sex Will Melt Your Eyeballs
9	9 Vote	Potato Flake Fried Chicken Embryo
4	4 Vote	Mystery Solved: Softball-Sized Eyeball Likely Belongs to Tina Belcher
3	3 Vote	They Made Fun of Her, So She Sniffs His Face. Naturally
4	4 Vote	Amorous Moose Meets the Eye
7	7 Vote	Autopsy Report Reveals How Gold Is Made
3	3 Vote	Remains of King James Almost as Sexually Explicit as "Nymphomaniac"
169	169 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
7	7 Vote	4 Signs You Need to Know Before Buying a New Mom — What if Shakespeare Wrote Star Wars? "Alas, Poor Stormtrooper!"
73	73 Vote	Senate Update: Don't Forget to Take Over a Country
4	4 Vote	Boehner Tells Obama Immigration Reform Won't Happen This Year, Because of Goddamn Geico Ad Council

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