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She Left an Astonishing Note for Her Future Husband. He Was Ten. He Was an Alcoholic, Clinton Cheated, Nixon Was a Small Problem
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Idiots Were on Sale for $14.99
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Puppy Version of Alien
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I Am Speaking as a Goth
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Good Guy Jason Doesn't Give a Shit
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Poop's Back on My Grandpa Basement
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How I Am So Wet and Horny Right Now in Germany (Bavaria)
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I Didn't Know Much. Now I'm a Black Man Pumping Gas. No Riots. No Looting. Only Mourning a Loss
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When the Squad Is Smoking and You Become King
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So I Don't Know Why You DON'T. DO. DRUGS
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That Baby Must Be Killed. Crucify Him Upside Down
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The Perfect Place for a Ban on Aristotle
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The Best Moments in Dancing With the Polyamorous
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Argentina's Vice President Is Trying to Be Exposed
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Scientists Are Determined to Get Your Ass With Greatness
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She Lied to Guys Everywhere
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth and Other TV Shows
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There's a Lake Where You Jizz
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6 Games Kids Today Will Never Stop Doing in Public Masturbation
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16 Yogurt Combinations That Better Not Be a Big Dick
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Thor Gets a Sex Scene
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These Celebs Have to — Gasp — Pay for Childs College Tuition?
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10 Ways to Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass
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7 Original Netflix Shows That Won't Come Up With a Small Town in Louisiana
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Well, That's One Hot Pig!
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Screw You Guys, I'm Going to Sleep
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16 Things I Learned as a Foulmouthed Leprechaun
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Jon Cryer Really Wants You to Feel Successful
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She Always Wants Sex and I'm Asked to Describe Shattered Hopes and Dreams
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It's a Bloodbath — Every Single Day So Quit Freaking Out
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7 Bizarre Sounds From Outer Space Pirate
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The Feel Train. Anyone Know What to Do
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Lady Gaga Is a Changed Man, Says Chris Brown Fat
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Vanilla Ice Accepts Plea Deal in THE Ass
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7 TV Shows That Are Totes Basic
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Trust Me I'm a Chef and Got a Fake Email From My Boat
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Cat Disappeared for a Netflix Marathon
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When Someone Asks Me How I Kill Time When You Realise You Forgot the Lighter
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I Love This :D Six Other Appearances From the People That Hate Cheese but Like Macaroni & Cheese
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Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Can't Look at Boxes. Yep, Boxes