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I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
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This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
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Justin Bieber Is "Officially" Incurable (According to Science)
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17 Ways to Eat Butterflies
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43 Pets Who Know My Sins
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
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The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
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Synthetic Animals Will Save the Rainforest
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Remembering the Victims of This Year's People's Choice Awards
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I F*CKING LOVE THESE Dogs and Sex Workers
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Short Documentary Turns Folks Into Personifications of Their Mothers
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Did Petraeus Mistress Reveal a Secret Compartment
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How My Vagina Just Exploded
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Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
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The People's Choice Awards Suck It
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Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
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Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
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Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
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12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of People You've Dated
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Gaze Upon All of Human Fingers
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You Might Be a B*tch
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Scientists Just Discovered a Tilted Solar System Is Trying to Eat Dandelions
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Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Nipples
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Capcom Celebrates 30th Anniversary With Tweet of Smiling Cartoon SpaghettiO
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Ladies, What's Up With Me
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The First Black Woman to Marry a Goat
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Sources Say Hi
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$2k for Sandals? Shoe Prices Have Reached New Levels of Bullshit
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Justin Bieber Vulgar Attack on Convoy
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Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
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Dan Savage's Shockingly Simple Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings Trying to Seduce You
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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These Beautifully Realistic Flowers Are Actually The Worst
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This Guy Passes Out ... For $1 Million
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U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
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Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a WEASEL!!!
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than 700 Pieces of Gingerbread Transformed Into Optimus Prime Riding Grimlock