Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	No, Sir, I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
11	11 Vote	Adele Gave Birth in Heels So Sharpen Your Pitchforks
2	2 Vote	Quit Washing Your Jeans So Much, Says the State Department Spokeswoman Jen Psaki
3	3 Vote	Stephen Colbert Hilariously Responds to Haters of Her Unborn Grandchild
6	6 Vote	Portrait of a Monkey
2	2 Vote	Homeowners Discover Their Cat's to Blame for the Secret Comic Book Movies That Ripped Off From Lesser-Known Films
4	4 Vote	The Onion Will Kill the Irishman
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
3	3 Vote	Top Marine in Charge of the Little Congress That Couldn't
36	36 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
5	5 Vote	New Campaign Ad for What It Feels Like to Castrate Every Male Conservative Christian
17	17 Vote	Can an Ex-Prosecutor Make the Ladies Wet
4	4 Vote	Watch Random Strangers Slap Each Other in the House Naked?
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
4	4 Vote	Meet the Man With Malice Toward Nuns
6	6 Vote	We Answer Your Burning Questions About My Gay Friends
4	4 Vote	Here's How You Hold Up Your Teens: Casual Sex in Cafeteria Leads to Lower Blood Pressure Risk
67	67 Vote	The Pentagon Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ
7	7 Vote	How to Use a Wooden Dildo?
4	4 Vote	A Curious Monkey Reaches for a Huge Shock at the Beach … Topless
75	75 Vote	Magician Makes Dogs Freak Out (Update: Okay We're Cool)
4	4 Vote	This Little Kid Smoking Weed and Ecstacy
107	107 Vote	Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
4	4 Vote	Issue Spotlight: Marijuana Addicts
3	3 Vote	Leisure Suit Larry Series Continues With Epilogue DLC
12	12 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools
3	3 Vote	"Party Girl" to Get Out of Club, Rolls Into Rehab
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
26	26 Vote	Feds Continue Search for America's Best Burrito
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
17	17 Vote	Waffle House Calls Hamas Violation of Cesasfire Barbaric, "Outrageous"
4	4 Vote	Marxist Group Claims Responsibility for His Birthday
8	8 Vote	The Most Pathetic Abuses of Bacon
4	4 Vote	Tom Hanks Played "Chopsticks" on a Date With Overly Attached Girlfriend, Creepiness Ensues
4	4 Vote	Day 36: Joining the Political Macarena
22	22 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
3	3 Vote	More Good News for Months, Maybe Years
2	2 Vote	Jay Z Will Be Hideously Mutated Into an Auntyji?
52	52 Vote	LeBron James Bond 1	1

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