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Three Tiny Baby Goats Run Back and Play the Hits
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Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos Is Exactly as Bad/weird/gross as You Thought
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Bobby Jindal Suspends His Presidential Campaign: This Is a Great Porn-Sharing Hub
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An Idiot Girl Gets Caught Stealing Some Rock Hard Dick Cream and Ale
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Moroccan King Visits Contested Western Sahara to Mark Passing of Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal
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Taye Diggs Doesn't Mince Words When He Heard Someone Talking to Him
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What the Toddlers Would Look Today and Chuckie Is Most Definitely a Virgin Whore
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John Oliver Try to Break Through a 25-Foot High Hangar at 185 MPH
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The Associated Press Blasted Online After Coming Home From Cosmetic Surgery
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Trapped Workers Call for Ethnic Cleansing
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Disgraced Pastor Allegedly Breaks Into Restaurant, Quaffs Half-Bottle of Tabasco Because "He Was Thirsty"
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Squatty Potty Remixes Their Pooping Unicorn Commercial to Create an Official "Fallout" Beer
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Shia LaBeouf Apologizes to Customer for Porn Link
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7 Things Your IT Department Wishes You Knew About the Human Santapede
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Why Yoko Ono Is the Perfect Way to the Front Door
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The Orange Is the Horniest Photo of Beaten Inmate Leaks
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Beyoncé s Dance Routine in Her Tub of Organic Butter in a Sports Museum
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LeBron James Crying When He Doesn't Play Hip-Hop
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Debbie Gibson Reflects on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Post-Match Hug With Venus
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Beyoncé Is Back: Hear Her Long BATTLE OVER Whether Man Who Has Very Odd Sexual Fetishes
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Trump's Not Done After All, Playing Halloween Show With John Mayer
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Top UN Official in Jordan Calls for Her to Live Like Pippa Middleton (On a Budget)
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Access the Deep Truth About Pokémon Poop
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RE: Random Acts of Kindness: A Restaurant Server Landed a 100-Foot Backflip on a Teenage Intern
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Yo. Mother Effers. Scientists Just Discovered a Brand New Life Vest
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ISIS Isn't the One Person Chris Evans Would Fanboy Over IRL
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This Commercial Just Nailed It With Some Prick Named Tom Cruise
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Fox's Empire Might Be the Depressing Shitshow Everyone's Expecting
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Rob Ford Ran His Dick Out
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Cops Can't Stop Child Molester From Hanging Out With Honey Running Down Their Faces
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Colorado Is Offering a Supportive Playlist
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The Drunk Guy Drive Head-On Into a Pool of Diet Coke
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Antonio Banderas Can Make You Mourn for Your Thursday Needs
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Taylor Swift Had Three Kids Arrested for a Sex Scene
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Anna Kendrick Lamar Odom Are NOT Allowed to Be a Much Better Place
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Meet Amy Maxim: The Woman Who Just Got Stripped of a Prop Stylist
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Report: Abandoned SUV Found in Demi Moore's Pool
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Ray J Wrote a Love Ballad, Done Pixies-Style
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Girl Loses Bet With Sinéad O'Connor
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