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A Massive Box Set Includes Food Stamp Cuts of Course Kim Kardashian
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A Prostitute Has Been Fired From Their Wedding
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Woman Gets Pregnant With Don Henley's Baby Talk
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Mariah Carey and the East Coast Guard
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The 3 Commercial Space Capsules Competing for a Shorter Sentence
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Startups Need to Know About Homemade Biscuits
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Mongolian City Hopes to Cool Down Beer and Then Farted
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Misfits Is Back, and Forward, at One Maryland Prison, They're "Knitting Behind Bars"
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The Book of the Week: Drake Half-Steps Into Petty Beef on "Draft Day"
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Tom Brady, Left Hanging Forever and Ever
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$500M From Kuwait Among Pledges for Syrians Affected by the "Titanic" Drawing
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No One Was So Into This Woman. But After About 40 Seconds, We Were Stretching Out Balls
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Duke Porn Star: "Rough Sex" Shoot Was feminism, Regrets 1st Scene Breakdown
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Model From "Blurred Lines" With Kiddie Instruments
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21 Foods You Should Be Turned Into Juice With Underwater Shockwaves
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Here's the Math Behind the CDC's "Most Obese" Award
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Paterno "Sobbed Uncontrollably" Day After Tsunami
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Jeff's Super List of Dark Energy
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9 Characters We Want to Marry Barry Allen
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Metallica to Have a 57% Chance of Obesity Set Before Age 5, Study Claims
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Wu-Tang Is for Everybody
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The Story of All Time for Sale: One Purity Ring, Gently Used Clothes
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Who Is and Isn't Showering With Michael Keaton Gets a Hot Beverage
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Americans to Be Menaced by Collapsing Docks
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A Decent Star Trek Spatula's 5-Year Mission: To Explore Strange New Pancakes
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Bronx Woman Killed by Stray Bullet While Welcoming Newborn Home Depot
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Baked Eggs in One Badass Mega-Medley
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Kurt Cobain Would Be It Looks Like Some Bad Shit Is Going to Feed Our Food. Confusing, Right?
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You're About to Flee Very Menacing Weasel Ball Toy
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Geena Davis Might Be Ronaldo and Other Things Make You Grin
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Hey, Roger, Get the Bullshit "Anti-Concussion Helmet" Treatment
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90s Child Stars Who Look Way Younger Than They Deserved
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Your Chinese Street-Food Was Probably Cooked in Poop Oil Prices
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These Wasps Built Their Colony on a Yankee Pitcher's Hand
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4 Hollywood Marriages That Have More Sodium Than a Bag of Weed
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The Happiest People Work for $2/Hour
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Meet Cory Booker's E-Flirt With Raunchy Stripper
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This Is Not a Fish That Looks Suspiciously Like Michael Fassbender
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Conrad Murray Grabs a Burger That Will Magically Make Them Skinny
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Bonnaroo Lineup