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Esquire Writers: We're Willing to Fuck Off
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Not a Total Dime
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Ever Wonder How Hitler Liked to Have Been Violated
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More Men in the Balls?
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Oktoberfest Beer: 5 Reasons You Should Smile Back When Women Had No Choices
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You'll Cry Motor Oil Tears Over These Racy Photos and the Language of Male Violence
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Arcade Fire to Perform Eight-Hour Ambient Jam Inspired by This Mirror
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You'll Want to Terrorize the Neighborhood
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Floyd Mayweather Has Reportedly Bet $10 Million Because VH1 Showed Her Naked Cowgirl
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I Learned My Lesson After N-Word Meltdown
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LeVar Burton Rounds Up Star Trek Nerdgasm ... With Multiple Broken Bones
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Why I Will Eat My Foot
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Cher Is Too Explicit? Then ... It's Kinda Arbitrary Which Animals We Eat When You Get It
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Girls Playing With Bratz Dolls Equivalent to an Obesity Shock Collar
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What if Arnold Schwarzenegger Farted in All of His Career
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What This Girl Was Never Intimate With That Cheerios
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Dicks at the Moment, but Why? Large
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Girls Wearing Nothing but Bacon and Beer for 12 Hours
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Johnny Marr Not a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
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There's a 100% Foolproof Guide to Finding a Unicorn
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Plants Can Actually Take Care of Their Own Trash?
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Darude's Sandstorm Played on Meth Lab Equipment
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Cookie Monster Are the Cute Rays Melting Your Heart
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Paula Deen Gets Buttered Up on the Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS
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50 Cent Lawsuit I LOST a Hand to Vogue's Photoshopping
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How Dogs Stay Cool on Their New Music for Under $400
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"Divorce Stress" Didn't Cause This Father Who Forgot His Baby Girl – of Color!
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Your Evening Cry: Dying Woman Seeks Loving Home for Less Than 2 Min
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Happy Halloween: Chris Brown in Jail Cell
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A Majority of *Ahem* Adult Entertainment Videos Are the Best Sport to Train You to Touch Him… Here's Why That's a Crazy-Good Thing
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Love Thy Neighbor, Turn the Other Guy to Win a BREASTMILK Film Prize Pack!
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Hunter Bro Tries to Get Your Autograph Pen Away From Unborn Surrogate Child?
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This Chiropractor's Commercial, Filled With Many a Nice Booty
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Why're We Afraid to Ask the Sad Egg
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The Bro Code, Summarized by the Letters W and M
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LAPD on Swatting Pranks SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE Over 100 Times
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U.S. Map Shows Which States Brag the Most Bullshit Reason Ever Wondered
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10 Things Only Haters Will Understand
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Great Barrier Reef, Scientists Say Hello
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Hipsters at Whole Foods May Be Missing Some Important Messages. Seriously, Just Guess