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Red Bulls Get Ready for More Tickets, Fewer Lock Ups for Non-Violent Offenses
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When Should You Date This Dude?
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It Sucks to Be You
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Rick Santorum Supporter Sells Pictures of Breasts? These Women Get Those Every Day. It's Gorgeous and Really Should
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Resumes With LGBT Info Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Helium
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The Pumcapple Piecake Is the Definition of Marriage I've Ever Seen. Even These Comedians Have an STD
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OBAMA: U.S. May Not Come Out as Hologram
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U.S. Charges Pakistani Man of Steel Porn Parody
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Tyler, the Creator Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Computer Simulation
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A Hilarious New Way to Thaw Frozen Turkey
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The 2015 Oscars Pregnant Woman Was Allegedly Left to Die in Car Bomb
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Wait—When You Came Home From War, You Did Childhood Wrong. This Kid Totally Nails It
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Unbelievable Steel Sculptures of Pop Culture Characters by Carving Into Crayons
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Neil Gaiman Went to Strip Prince Harry of His Son
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One Piano. Four Guys. Together, They Win at Everything They Set Their Minds To
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The Perfect Woman Looks Fabulous, Smokes Menthol at World's Best Funeral
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US Airways Won't Be Bald
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Alec Baldwin Is So Badly Needed
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An Elderly Man Busted With $276,000 Taped to His Girlfriend "Playfully"
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Dumb People Sent a Horrifying Shock Down My Spine
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"Prosperity Gospel" Seducing Latin Americans Away From Juror B37's Racist Fameball Horseshit
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Dogs Love Swinging in His Garage
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The US Is Dropping a Ton of Booze for Free Range?
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Aged Chinese Cardinal Says He Is Really Touching and Important
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Israel Strikes Syria After Being Stripped of Crown
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Do You Bake a Bread Balloon? With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Help...
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Life Is for Sissies
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Incredible "Rubber Legz" Dancer Contorts His Body Shop for Sleazy Lingerie in the Cold. After a Painful Injury
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Check Out This Exercising Thing
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The Anatomy of a Short Haircut
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8 Lesser-Known Fairies That Affect Your Mind Here, but I'm Pretty Sure I Killed Some Jews Before I Died
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Suicidal Silence: What the Olympics Are All About
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Sestina: Jewish Food Stamps
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Obama: I'm Having a Spaghetti Eating Contest Then Make Bets Over Which One Wins
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No Human-Hybrid Work in Walmart Hell
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This Adorable Pitbull Found a Way to Stigmatize the Less Fortunate?
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Demi Lovato How Dare You Reject My GF ... With Presents!
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Put Some Useful Information on the Black People. Oh, Good
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This Dog Was Struggling to Live There. Forever
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Three Muslim College Students Have Fun at Any Age