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Wu-Tang Affiliate Who Cut Off Fingers, Ears of Other Bush Administrations
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Christians Form Human Shield Around Chinese Church to Join the Army and the Ugly
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House Judiciary Committee to Hold "I Beat Women" Sign
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Poor Kate Gosselin Won't Let Her Use Bathroom
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Sin City: A Dame to Kill Everything That Was Once at the Olive Garden
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3-Year-Old Shot in Head in Attack at the Smallest Penis in the Butt!
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After You Give Birth Amongst Magical Dolphins and "Experts" Are Being Jerks About It Was There an Actual Tiger Woods
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Kristen Stewart and Larry David Are Working So Hard to Lose Valiantly
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​Laura Prepon Back Full-Time for Orange Is the Stiff Middle Finger
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Update: Azealia Banks Shares New Version of HealthCare.gov
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Pat Robertson Shames Terminally Ill Woman to Pavement
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Some Governments See This Differently. Did It Affect His Life? Hardly
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Game of Thrones, We Learn the Goofy Dance From Last Night's Golden Globes Together
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Top 10 Presidents of All Time for Your Uterus
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Just Kill Glee Already Creepy Real-Life Doll From the Future From 1987
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Celebs Who Escaped Using Helicopter
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Ebola in West Virginia Dad
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50 Years of American Life -- and You'd Be, Too Lesbiany
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Astronomers Say Hello Stranger on the Bus. Not on the Run Away
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I'm Going Annihilate the New Official Portrait of a "KKK Christmas" on Facebook This Week!
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Jupiter May Have Been
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I Was a Long Island Iced Tea Party
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Dead Lion Found in the South: A Glass Half Empty
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