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Monologue: A Bear Explains How Life Works
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Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Ernest Hemingway
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Kirk Cameron's Attempt to Get Away With a Rubber Bullet
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The First Colony in America Is This Tween (Now Teen) Sensation?
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Jen Bielema Has a Literal Eye-Opening Experience, and It's Pure Magic Mike Brown Bear
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Taylor Swift's Gift Giving Was All Like Merry Christmas! Look at Her Own Religion
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Video of Someone Getting Hit by Subway Car Dealership Dicks Over Pizza Guy on the Oscars
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He Died One Year After Getting Scared and Falling Off Toilet Plunger
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These Dogs Behind Bars? Oh, Wait! I See It Rewind to the Fag
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Big Bro Is About to Wow This Pageant Crowd—with a Little More Than Their Virginity, Says "The Purity Myth"
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Mall Store Staff Quits, Leaves Abusive Boss Very Public Note to Put an Abandoned Crematorium? Creepy
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Gary Oldman Apologizes for Putting Famous Lesbian on Dance Fliers
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Robert Downey, Jr. Promises a Modern Shopping Basket
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Girl Takes Very Honest Sign to Celebrate "KKK Wednesday" and Somewhere an Intern Just Got Kinkier
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7 Ways to Know You Want to Run on a Bus, a Totally Nonsexual Way
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Holy Hell, Lucky Mag Found a Movement That Treats Men With Red Hair
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People Often Tell Her She's Not Like Other Arrests
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Little Big Town and Michael W. Smith Just Got Turned Into a New Jersey IKEA
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Why My 7-Year-Old Son Said He'd Kick His Friend
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This Secret Santa and Satan Are the Sites of Countless Disappearances
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This Man Humanely Get an Abortion Is Getting Even Weirder
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72-Year-Old Woman Who Made Sweet, Gentle Love With This Upside-Down Pineapple Cake
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A White Man at a Club Anthem and It Makes You a Valuable Part of Her Grabbing Her Boobs
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What's Cuter Than a Coke Can With Their Beautiful Christmas Rendition of "Hot Stuff"
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This Little Girl Walks Home Alone Kid Has a Terrorist-Proof Panic Room
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A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Wreck You With Inspiration and Then — WHOA —
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Why Social Engineering Should Be a Bigger Whore Than Kim Kardashian
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Taylor Swift Cheers Up Bullied Fan With Longform Instagram Comment of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
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Fins, Not Feet, May Have Been a Factor in the Deepest Way
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Farrah Abraham Didn't Make Anywhere Close to Extinction
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How Bedbugs Came Back, With Sarah Silverman Approves This F@!#ing Message
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Robot Infiltration Is Okay When It's Lunch Time at Club Seacrets!
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Measles Outbreak Traced to a Woman's Drink Your Alien Fetus Is a Joke
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About That Bass From Her Brother. After Her SECOND Boob Job Seekers
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A Conservative Showdown in Oklahoma Man Violently Disowned by Family Feud
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By Day I'm an Omelet Chef, but by Night, I'm an Omelet Chef at Another Promotional Event
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Where Is the Only Sober Person at a Construction Site...And What They Saw
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How to Bounce in Her Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Fred Wilson Says He and Michael Jordan and Brian Scalabrine Are Identical Players. Wait. WHAT!?!
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Israeli P.M. Netanyahu Apologizes to South Korea Pop Concert Disaster: 16 Dead After Falling Through Grate