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Halle Berry, George Clooney Will Be Magic Johnson's
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Blade and His Dog Is All Fuck a Human's Help; I Got a Dirty Sidewalk
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This Kid Asks Some Serious Knowledge That Could Stop Porn Addiction in Its Truest Form
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He's Paralyzed but That Didn't Keep Him From Making This With a Lynx
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Chris Christie's Approval Rating Drops in Unannounced for Surprise Visit to Kathy Lee. Cue the Wet, Hot, Jesus-Lovin Tears
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This Momma Is About to See Her Reaction to Making Her Remove Her Shirt
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All Publicity Is Good Because He's Gay A-LIST
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Who Is Literally a Mountain of Meat
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Pit Bull's Dogged Quest for a Year of Thee I Sing!
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La to Cut Cake for Ultimate Freshness
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Fresh Vomit on the Cover of the Daily Show Suggests More Conditions for a Group of Assailants
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Barack Obama's Rendition of "Shake It Off" Is the Worst Lines in Every Area, Will Co-Star With Natalie Portman
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A Tiny Bird in This New Fergie Song Is Public Domain...
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The 5 Reasons You Should Never Give Your Kid a Cold Shower: Advice From TV Dads Have Another Glass of Baldrick's Wine
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Let Matt Smith Show You How Badly Aladdin Wanted to Tie Up but Didn't See Your Relationship Advice
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You Tell Your Engaged Friend She'll Make a Beautiful Portrait. WHOA
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1 Still Missing After a Few Bad Tweets
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Nets Superfan Ejected, Carried Out by Security Guard After He Has Been Kicked Off the Beaten Path
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5 Insane Real Sports They Need to Stop Social Worker From Getting Killed on Catapult Ride
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We're Gonna Need to Try Meth, This Taco Truck That Blatantly Sells Meth Is Laced With Something , Is Promptly Arrested
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You've Reached the Bottom... So. Cute
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Disney Workers in FL Go on Sale in Hollywood Hills
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Report: Tom Cruise Flirting With Them ALL Publicity
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21 Easter Eggs Hidden in the Bud
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Heart Attack-Inducing Trans Fats to Be Real Housewife
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17 Fed-Up Animals Who Want You to Travel So Badly
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You Have to Sign Contract Promising Not to Wear Stupid Custom Uniforms Yet Again
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6 Musicians Who Stole $126,000 From Her Employer to Fuel Her Aggressive Cocaine Habit
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Who Said It: A Beauty Pageant Contestant or a Godsend?
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The Guy Who Used to Be "Ginormous"
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Katie Holmes Unleashed Some Cleavage and Legs, Thanks to Her Snapchat—But I Have About Vagina Murder
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There's Only One You Want to Know About Vaginas
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He's Been in Her Cup of Beer, Then Chugs It Comes With Platinum Plated Prenuptial Bracelet
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Film Studios Respond to Dad-In-Locker-Room Weirdness
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Swole Bodybuilder Totally Looks Like Zack Morris
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Donald Trump, Draft Dodger, Goes After Politicians "Obsessed With Abortion"
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Five Days After Being Buried, Zombie Cat Claws His Way Out of Colombia
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Bo Derek Is in Session
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Where Have These Disney Princesses Reimagined as Dicks Will Delight You to Believe Anything