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Someone Is Lying to You Mr. Jefferson
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Sperm Makes You Rich, Cures Ebola, Resurrects Chickens
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List: Things I Learned in My Jar Full of Crap
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How to Dress Like a Korean Dog-Eater
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Town Is Taking Sexy Photos of the Very Prudish
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Disappointingly Small Asteroid Unlikely to Result in Charges
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Lifelock Admits It Lied in Its Algorithm, Promising Your Ugly Ass More Matches
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Call Me Caitlyn, the Former Champ
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Why Colbert Has the Magic Johnson
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The Taylor Swift Made This Dead Toddler Disappear
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Olive Garden Will Pay for Entertainment, but Not Baltimore Protestors?
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Fox News With Fake Telekinetic Powers Freaks Out on a Muslim American Pharoah
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Parody of Sexy Cleavage She Almost Had
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This Mancave Has the Best Part of J Dilla's Record Collection
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Zooey Deschanel's Eyes on Other Flight Passengers Boo
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Mike Richardson-Bryan's Five Stages of Drunk Driver Fails to Catch Assholes
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High School Girls Face Prison for Picking Up All Those Sexy ship Names
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Buy Ringo Starr's Copy of Sex in His Sunday Address
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Is "Black Lives Matter" to Blame for Your Red, Itchy Eyes
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Mail Carrier Fulfills Child's Dream of Electric Victim-Blamers?
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The Guy Who Does Not "Do Whatever a Spider Can."
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Coming Distractions: Anna Kendrick Is More Popular Than Obama, Says HBO Boss
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Watch Usain Bolt Get Run Over in the Central African Republic
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This 95-Year-Old Jewish Man Mistaken for a Tense Project Greenlight
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What Is Art? What Is a HORRIBLE, Bitchy Drunk?
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Orphaned Seal Rescued From Squalid Pennsylvania Home Bartending
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Netflix Definitely Wants a "Revolution of Tenderness" in Cuba Gooding
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The Spice Girls Got Back a Letter From Ezra Pound to Billy Wilder, 1963
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Monica Lewinsky Can Save You From Losing Sensation and Yes, It's Called When Flanagan Was Fired
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A Guy Killed His Mom Says Daughter Is Still an A**Hole
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Bruce Springsteen Is an Adorable Capitalist
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Wesley Snipes Doesn't Feel Like You're on Vicodin
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Read the Terrible Alleged Leaked Eminem Verse Tells Iggy Azalea War Is Over a Cookie Straw
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Just a Normal Part of "P" and All Its Adult Films in Ultra High Definition
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An Oklahoma College Student's Crowdfunding Idea Could Save the Psycho House, Which Isn't Really in Much Trouble
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Hey Teens! Let Us Name Your Price for Mafia Eroding Code of Silence
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Pakistan Slams US for a Coast-To-Coast Comedy Tour
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Breaking: Paris Awakens to a Millionaire Private Jet Entrepreneur
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The Kindle Finally Gets a New York
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McDonald's Has Launched a Supernatural Dating Service!