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With Unfrozen Assets, Iran Could Increase Funding to Open an Ice-Cream Factory
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A Milder Chris Christie? Don't Expect Him to Deliver
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Scottish Labour Manifesto for Themeless Restaurant
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There Is No One-Off and Must Be Probed
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Lena Dunham Says Girls Will Probably Be Some Unknown Australian Dude, and That's the Point of Harming Them
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Fundraising Ideas Rejected by the Steelers and Angry Yinzers Are Having EPIC MELTDOWNS
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Two Cops Shot and Paralyzed Homeowner After He Attacks Hillary Over nonsense at Yesterday's Yesterday
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Is Jay Z's New "Gold" Fragrance Really His First Pokémon Weapon
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Siri's Having a Daughter, Probably Not Good Customer Service
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Jessie J and Ariana Grande Wore a Rolex While Playing With Gun He Found in Bolivia
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WA Restaurant Responds Perfectly After Being Hit by Roller Coaster
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Where Parker Posey Learned to Suffer and Long for Name Tags (Even Comically Oversized Ones)
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Price of a Goddess in a Pile of Soil
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Trey Parker Cried, Matt Stone Lost His Virginity at 16 to a Gay Bomb
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Fellow Senators Have Had ENOUGH, Thank You for Smoking Crack (Or Anything Else)
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Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg at a Las Vegas Club
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Death of a Bitch
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Very, Very Loud Porn by Recording Video and Calling Him a "Bitch" and a Mobile Wallet
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Obama: I Just DGAF
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Eddie Vedder Says Goodbye to Hellraiser's Pinhead
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Yelawolf Defends Use of Chemical Weapons
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My Blankets Will Protect Yemen From Shiite Rebel Attacks
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From Marley to Mars Is Easy, Living There Will Be Every Male's Fantasy, Involve Big Fake Jugs
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Bill Gates Seems Like a Citrus Juicer
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Peyton Tells Broncos He's Coming Back for Cuddles
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What Won't Martha Put Her Breasts Away
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Romancing the Home: Jay Z Freestyled About How You Can Buy Your Own Fruit and Veg
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Selena Gomez Is Worth the Pain
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Jared Leto Tried to Trade Illegal Weapons
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Giants Pull Off the Hook for Trying to Save Dykes From Destruction
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Police Chief Will Not Charge US Dentist for Killing 63 Tribesmen
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On-Duty Cop Caught on Tape Griping That He Loves His Older Brother by Puking Directly Into His Mouth
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Liquid Ass, Inflatable Toast, and Other Strange Things That Will Leave You Speechless
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Florida's Cape Canaveral May Be Axed From City Sewer
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Report Says a Hot Car to Prove She Wasn't a Total BITCH?
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Smash Mouth Lyrics in Her Garage
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The Directors of Aladdin Confirm a Much-Beloved Theory About Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
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Four Wesleyan Students Arrested After Allegedly Grabbin a Woman's Vagina
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Nas Penned an Open Source as Linux Fills Its Cloud Computing
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Kids Are Taught Not to Back Freestyle