Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
43	43 Vote	Getting Your DNA With Kitchen Supplies
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6