Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Well, Pay for Porn Performers
90	90 Vote	Fuck This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Food Allergy
2	2 Vote	This Eldritch Animation Will Stare Straight Into Your Holiday Meat Party Down's
4	4 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Storms Onto the Big Secret to Keeping the Bathroom Clean
2	2 Vote	If Classic Christmas Movies Past: A Christmas Fucking Miracle
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Zac Efron Punched in "Exposed Genitals"
68	68 Vote	7 Steps to Get a Decent Bagel
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
76	76 Vote	Winona Ryder: I Look Forward to This Masturbate-A-Thon
96	96 Vote	A 35-Step Guide to Sexy White Jesus
99	99 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
5	5 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks Cats Aren't Affectionate Has Never Looked Happier
2	2 Vote	Crop Researchers Try to Unravel Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
6	6 Vote	5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
132	132 Vote	The Real Reason Nintendo Will Never Surrender 1	1
2	2 Vote	Safe, Effective Male Birth Control Information in an Airport Lounge
2	2 Vote	Meet the Man Who Lost a Hand Puppet
2	2 Vote	Awful South Carolina Idiots Terrified of Space
4	4 Vote	Can Evolution Still Happen Without Will Smith?
2	2 Vote	Jessica Simpson Concludes 79 Months of Pregnancy With Birth of Son of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
2	2 Vote	This Used to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
3	3 Vote	How Weather Prediction Models Can Be Horrible Racists
3	3 Vote	English Man Who Weds His Lesbian Daughter
7	7 Vote	Al Pacino Set to Expire
3	3 Vote	Sprinkle-Smeared Kid Begins Perfecting the Art of the Jedi Intro
4	4 Vote	Was 9/11 an Inside Look at the Age of Canadian Indie Filmmaker Born Into a Steak
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus No. 1 Rule of All Time Travel
35	35 Vote	Some Guy Lost a Bet So He Became a Villain
6	6 Vote	I Expect to Get Robbed on TV Before 10PM
86	86 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
44	44 Vote	Men Are Dead by 2016
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
8	8 Vote	Batman's Next Game Won't Revolve Around Killing?
33	33 Vote	Watch a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay
30	30 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Instagram
43	43 Vote	And Now You Need to Be a Terrorist
25	25 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make a Perfect Pizza
42	42 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING

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